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Upcoming Shows!

March 20th, 2014 at Neighbors: Back Alley!

Belltown Burlesque Revue
April 3rd at the Re-Bar
7:30 pm, Doors open at 6:30 pm. $13 to $40 online, $15 at the door

April 17th, 2014 at Neighbors: Back Alley!


Acts and Routines

Acts! Numbers! Routines! What ever you want to call them. Here are the ones that the Timeless Trollop has prepared and ready to go. Additional information about the acts can be found here.

Big Bad Wolf
Breaking Up With Death Is Hard To Do
Doomsday Burlesque
(Also known as The Post Apocalyptic Steampunk Strip Tease)
The Duel
Easter's Lament
The Fastest Junk in the Galaxy
The Fate of Earl Canton
For Romance
Green Angel
Heavenly Bodies
The Heist
The Hermit
I Was A Teenage Zombie
Jazz Player
The Kicker
Lex Luthor's Challenge
Muppet Show Memories
Rockin' A Night Out
"S" is for Snatch
The Spectral Carnival
Stone Cold Romance
Technicolor Sepia
The Windup Doll
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