Oh, that's embaressing. Just like spilling the rhinestones every where.Copyright 2013

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Upcoming Shows!

LittleBen Productions Presents MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!!!!
May 4th, 2013 at One-Eyed Jack's Roadhouse. $5 at the door


Wormhole: SScience Fiction Burlesque
May 11th, 2013 at the Re-Bar
7:30 pm, Doors open at 7:00 pm. $13 to $50 online, $15 at the door

Cowgirls Gone Wild, Wild West: A Western Burlesque Adventure
May 25th, 2013 at the Rendezvous Jewelbox Theatre

Belltown Burlesque Revue: Where We Came From
June 8th, 2013 at the Re-Bar
7:30 pm, Doors open at 7:00 pm. $13 to $50 online, $15 at the door

I Love the 80s: A Totally Gnarly Burlesque Tribute
June 14th, 2013 at the Re-Bar

Lily Divine Productions presents Debauchery!
June 20th, 2013 at Neighbors: Back Alley!

June 21st, 22nd, 28th, 29th, 2013 at the Re-Bar

Acts and Routines

Acts! Numbers! Routines! What ever you want to call them. Here are the ones that the Timeless Trollop has prepared and ready to go. Additional information about the acts can be found here.

Big Bad Wolf
Breaking Up With Death Is Hard To Do
Doomsday Burlesque
(Also known as The Post Apocalyptic Steampunk Strip Tease)
The Duel
The Fastest Piece of Junk in the Galaxy
Green Angel
Heavenly Bodies
The Heist
I Was A Teenage Zombie
Jazz Player
Muppet Show Memories
Rockin' A Night Out
"S" is for Snatch
The Spectral Carnival
Stone Cold Romance
The Windup Doll

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