10. December 2012 07:24
Much talk has gone around about how thing will end. The planets come into alignment. Haley's Comet makes it's once every 75 year visit. And there were zombies because of it. Oh wait. That was that movie in 1984, wasn't it? Oh well, daddy would've gotten us uzis. There is that total global blackout that Nasa's predicting. That is so it, right? The magnetic poles of the planet will shift. The dwarf planet of Nibiru could collide with the Earth.
Nah, those are aren't it.
The zombie apocalypse is coming on December 21st, 2012.
On December 22nd, we're going to celebrate our survival the best way possible: By eating the flesh of the living!
And taking our clothes off to help the victims of frankenstorm Sandy have a better new year.
A Burlesque Celebration of the End of the World
Benefitting the Red Cross Disaster Relief
Night of the Living Ecdysiasts
Featuring the talents of...
Whisper De Corvo
Dahlia Ste. Cyr
and hosted by Lilith von Fraumench
21 and Over
Show at 7:00 pm
VIP Stage seating is $50
Front row seats are $17
General admission tickets are just $12
5. December 2012 07:23
For some reason, a whole lot of people are flipping out about the end of the world. You know it's fast approaching, right? Of course, this trollop wouldn't leave you astray. In fact, I want you to be prepared for end and we're here to help.
This Friday, December 7th, the Academy of Burlesque brings you an Alumni Spectacular:
The Beginning of the End
The Mayan Calendar. The Zombie Apocalypse. The Galactic Alignment. The Zit on Prom Night.
All signs that life on Earth is coming to an end!
The planet will shake, the heavens will open up & your knees will tremble as The Academy Of Burlesque brings you "THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!"
With performances by:
- Lana Lure
- Gams Galore
- Tootsie Spangles
- Eva Fairwood
- Miz Melancholy
- Violet DeVille
- Paige Rustles
- Lila Dread
- Pixie Parcelle
- Lottie Glitterati
- Colette Crimson
- Jovie DeVoe
Featuring our special guest: "Your Own Private Radical," RANDI RASCAL!
Survive the night with your host: LOWA DEBOOM BOOM!
Tickets are $12 with the Friend/Family discount code, $15 in advance, and $17 at the door!
Located at the Oddfellows Building in West Hall on the 2nd floor
915 E. Pine St
Accessibility: Wheelchair Accessible, (Please call (206)478-9475 to arrange special seating.)